Me: Yeah, (annoyed laugh)
Stranger: "Boy and a girl?"
Me: No, two girls.(*Thinking*....they are wearing pink pants and shirt and have hair bands on their heads, JACKASS!) Stranger: "How old are they"
Me: 5 months... (*Thinking*... old enough to know u are annoying the hell out of all of us)
Stranger: "Ooooh, how adorable. Do they sleep through the night? Do they get along?
Me: " oh, thankyou. Yeah they sleep pretty much all night, and just wake up to eat. Yes they get a long,, no fights yet! (*Thinking*... why do you care if they sleep through the night?... and why wouldn't they get a long at 5 months u moron, they barely even notice that each other are there...)
ANOTHER SCENARIO:..... after being around us for a while.. (such as, waiting in line at walmart)... all of the sudden someone says "O! There's two!" ... i mean, did they NOT notice the giant double stroller we are pushing around and did they NOT notice when they heard a baby crying close by and it wasn't the baby we were holding ... that it MUST be another baby in the stroller!
And no dear stranger i didn't PLAN on having twins... and NO i didn't get in-vitro fertilization! It just happened! and NO twins don't run in my family... o you don't believe me? Do you want my family tree to inspect? Let me get that for you ( reach in pocket, pulling out my middle finger)
I swear, once you have twins... EVERYONE wants to know everything. And ask the most stupid questions!
venting a little r we ?????
ReplyDeleteI agree totally with you....one of these days the stranger asking these questions is going to catch me in the wrong mood and I am going to tell them a thing or two. People get so nosey when you have more than one baby at a time...like it is their business???
ReplyDeleteI know! I wouldnt be surprised if they asked me what position i was in when we conceived them! Lol
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